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922 Bustleton Pike
Feasterville, PA 19053
(215) 942-2100
Greetings!
Every year, Fall heralds change - this year, the natural environment and political environment are all subject to the drama of the season. With so much going on in our world, it is important to stay focused by enjoying a few moments of solitude and quiet.
The Law Offices of Michael Kuldiner, P.C. invites you to spend a few of those moments with our newsletter and hope this message finds you in good health.
Best Wishes,
Michael Kuldiner, Esquire
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Shortly after being named a Top 40 Under 40 attorney, Michael Kuldiner has received the honor of being recognized by the National Trial Lawyers Association as part of the Top 100 in Pennsylvania.
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DON'T DIVORCE ME! KIDS' RULES FOR PARENTS ON DIVORCE
 Parents going through a divorce often wonder how to handle things in their children's best interests. Kids themselves might have the answers. If you didn't get a chance to see the documentary on HBO last month, we highly recommend it. |
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Looks like there is a trend for Cities across country are protecting undocumented immigrants from deportation.
In Chicago, Council Passes 'Welcoming City Ordinance' To Protect Undocumented Immigrants Chicago's "Welcoming City Ordinance" will protect undocumented immigrants from being held for immigration authorities after coming in contact with city police, unless they have been convicted of a serious crime or are a wanted criminal for whom an arrest warrant has already been issued.
 In Los Angeles, Police Chief Wants to Protect Arrested Immigrants from Deportation
In a move against the federal government, the Los Angeles police chief said Thursday he wants to protect immigrants who are arrested for minor offenses from being deported. Chief Charlie Beck said he wants to stop honoring federal immigration detention requests in the hope of regaining the public's trust. |
 We all Need some Humor in our Lives, so here it is:
Good news for legally inclined zombie lovers. Joshua Warren has compiled acasebook that "include[s] case opinions from the over 300 U.S. Federal Court opinions with the word "zombie" (and "zombies", "zombi", "zombis", "zombified", "zombism", etc..)." These include cases from the zombified Supreme Court (available as postcards, along with zombie law teeshirts and zombie flashdrives).
Read more about zombie case law here. http://lawhaha.com/new-casebook-for-zombie-fans/
Just in case you are in Florida, you should know that these laws are still valid
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Apparently, it's not as hard to get a patent as people think:
U.S. Patent 4,022,227 is a patent for a "Method of concealing partial baldness," described more particularly in the abstract as "[a] method of styling hair to cover partial baldness using only the hair on a person's head. The hair styling requires dividing a person's hair into three sections and carefully folding one section over another."
Yep. It's a valid U.S. patent for the dreaded "comb-over." We've all witnessed the results of this amazing invention, which works so effectively that no one notices the baldness, provided they are sight-impaired and at a distance of more than 200 yards.
- U.S. Patent 4,022,227, May 10, 1977.
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Irish Tourist Stole 2 Cannoli at Knifepoint, Gets Deported
 Sometimes we all crave dessert - that need for sugar can be overwhelming. So when the urge for sweets overtook Irish tourist Robert McTernan, he stole two cannolis from a bakery in Boston's North End.
McTernan held up the store with a knife at 3 a.m. and took two ricotta-cheese cannolis with him when he left. The pastries were valued at $5 for the pair, apparently too rich for McTernan's wallet. He admitted to stealing the pastries last month.
As part of his plea agreement, McTernan was given nine months of probation. He was also ordered to leave the country and return to Ireland in his parents' custody, reports the Boston Herald.
Once in Ireland he'll have to serve 50 hours of community service and undergo substance abuse treatment. Oh yes, and he's banned from returning to the scene of crime, a place named Bova's Bakery. The cruelty of not being able to have another North End Cannoli seems harsh but at least he avoided jail time.
While owner Ralph Bova lost those delicious cannolis, no one was hurt and the monetary damage was small, reports the Boston Herald.
As for the cannoli thief, if McTernan stays out of trouble for nine months the charges will be dropped. Next time he's craving a cannoli this might help him remember to reach for his wallet, not his knife.
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Seasonal Fun for All
Check out what's "growing on" in the Delaware Valley this season!
- Linvilla Orchards (Media, PA): Hayrides and music for visitors of the 300 acre farm which is promoting fun weekend events throughout the fall and through the holidays. http://www.linvilla.com/
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